CRAIGSLIST TANRY AD
I needed to sell my shitty car, and it somehow became the most important thing I've ever done.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE COPPOLAS
A one-act play in which Nicolas Cage and the rest of Coppola family gradually lose their shit.

TEXT BANDS
Hallmark developed some horrible communications technology for children, and I had a lot of thoughts about it.

GEOCITIES PARTY INVITE
Do you remember 1996? Do you remember GeoCities? Revisit those salad days with this cool HTML 3 website I made.

DUCKY AND THE GOLDEN COOZIE CHALLENGE
My friend Robert drank 65 beers in the space of a 3-day weekend, and I made a documentary about it.

GARAGE SALE INFINITY DOT COM
Because, you know, what better way to promote your garage sale than with a series of increasingly bizarre viral videos.

SCANDAL DRINKING GAME
Scandal is not a good show, but it's certainly a great show. This is how I revel in its greatness.

MY OLD TWITTER
I was an early adopter, with 15k+ tweets, before X ruined everything. Now I just post on Foursquare.

MY OLD BLOG
Rarely updated. Always filled with feelings.