CRAIGSLIST TANRY AD
I needed to sell my crappy car, and it somehow became the most important thing I've ever done.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE COPPOLAS
A one-act play in which Nicolas Cage and the rest of the Coppola family gradually lose their minds in each other's presence.

TEXT BANDS
Hallmark developed some horrible communications technology for children, and I had a lot of thoughts about it.

GEOCITIES PARTY INVITE
Do you remember 1996? Do you remember GeoCities? Revisit those salad days with this cool HTML 3 party invitation I made.

DUCKY AND THE GOLDEN COOZIE CHALLENGE
My friend Robert drank 65 beers in the space of a 3-day weekend, and I made a documentary about it.

SCANDAL DRINKING GAME
Scandal is not a good show, but it's certainly a great show. This is how I revel in its greatness.

MY OLD TWITTER
I was an early adopter, with 15k+ tweets, before X ruined everything. Now I post exclusively on Foursquare.

MY OLD BLOG
Rarely updated. Always filled with feelings.