{CHRISTMAS WITH THE COPPOLAS}
A one-act play in which Nicolas Cage and the rest of Coppola family gradually lose their shit.

{TEXT BANDS}
Hallmark developed some horrible communications technology for children, and I had a lot of thoughts about it.

{GEOCITIES PARTY INVITE}
Do you remember 1996? Do you remember GeoCities? Revisit those salad days with this site I made.

{DUCKY AND THE GOLDEN COOZIE CHALLENGE}
My friend Robert drank 65 beers in the space of a 3-day weekend, and I made a documentary about it.

{CRAIGSLIST TANRY AD}
I needed to sell my shitty car, and it somehow became the most important thing I've ever done.

{GARAGE SALE INFINITY DOT COM}
Because, you know, what better way to promote your garage sale than with a series of increasingly bizarre viral videos.

{SCANDAL DRINKING GAME}
Scandal is not a good show, but it's certainly a great show. This is how I revel in its greatness.